August 04, 2009

My Deepest Apologies

I owe my readers (Hi mom! Hi dad!) a sincere apology. For weeks and weeks, I'd been giving you at least one new post a day. Then, last week, that all changed. And for no apparent reason! Which makes me no better than the guy you met and started talking to through who, without warning, stopped calling after weeks of flirtatious emails and nightly phone conversations. I'll admit it, readers: my behavior as of late is disappointing and not congruent with my personal standards. I mean, Your devotion to my little blog deserves at least an level of commitment.

Now, before you walk away (close out your Internet connection) and tell me that you never want to hear from me again (remove this blog from your RSS reader), let me explain. The truth of the matter is, dear readers, that it's not you, it's me. Specifically, I spent the last week moving from Chapel Hill to Winston Salem. This means that, while I had an excess of big strong men around (thanks dad, brother, and Brain!), I was without an Internet connection. Although even if Time Warner Cable had granted me a few extra days of WWW love, I doubt that my helpers would have forgiven me for posting kitchy items on my blog while they moved my solid oak furniture down three sets of stairs on a toasty July day in the South.

Now, because I care about you, I must be completely honest. My schooling begins in just a few weeks and, between now and then I'll be traveling quite a bit. That being said, I doubt I'll be able to keep up my previous post-a-day pace, but I certainly won't leave you hanging like I did before. That was, in the words of Ed Swiderski, a "huge mistake". And gosh darn it, all of us - even non-Bachelorette contestants - make mistakes!

I'm sorry for abandoning you, readers, and I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. I mean, Jillian took Ed back, and look how well that turned out! Besides, you're not going to be out-forgiven by a Canadian, am I right? I said AM I RIGHT?!?

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