July 22, 2009

Recession-Style Haircut

Wow, buddy. I know the economy is bad and all, but the least you can do is spring for a decent haircut. Heck, I'll give you the $12.95 required for a trim at the Hair Cuttery or local barber if need be. It'll be my gift to you... and those poor girls that likely can't eliminate the smell of burnt hair from their nostrils.

Side note: Is it odd that I'm more skeeved out by this aging man's interaction with two nubile young girls than I am by the fact that he purposely LIT HIS HEAD ON FIRE?

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