First up: I'll be taking the strawberries which have been waiting ever so patiently for me in my freezer since Claire and I picked them from a farm down the road:
These little guys can anticipate being coarsely blended and added to an ice-filled glass of Simply Lemonade with a smidge* of Tito's Vodka and garnished with a slice of lemon.
If I become addicted to this delicious beverage and find myself, years from now, homeless, jobless, and penniless after multiple failed attempts at the rehab institution du jour, I'll have no one to blame but Costco.
*You can safely assume that my understanding of the term "smidge" differs significantly from that conjured up by those teetotalers over at Merriam-Webster.
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