April 1, 2009: The date I was first (note my expert use of foreshadowing) summoned for jury duty. I worked my magic and - oh hey, guess what - no more jury duty!
July 8, 2009: My second jury duty court date in - count it - 3 months. (Apparently I'm a pretty popular individual in the county clerk's office.) Below is a reenactment of my interaction with the Orange County Court System. Obviously, we weren't allowed to film in a courtroom for security reasons, so a "birthday party" scenario was used in it's place. (Though the pie scene was totally legit.)
Let this be a lesson to you, judicial system: Amy don't play dat.
Now, I can't divulge my secret to skirting jury duty but I can tell you what I did with my latest summons notice...
"Flames! Flames on the side of my face!Burning... HEAVING breaths!"
Please remind me to remove my name from the voting registry so I can avoid this scenario in the future.
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