Bubbles: Feline, Overeater, and... Groomsman?

Back in the summer, Joey Hustle, one of Brain's very best friends, popped the question to his fabulous now-fiancee. The two love birds created a wedding blog and the opening line is "Holy Matrimoly!", so you know it's good. Anyhoo, Brain and Hustle struck a deal: Brain would be deemed "best man" as long as he complied with Hustle's choice in groomsman photos. Which, for Brain, meant this:


Okay, maybe the deal didn't go down quite like that, but let's not get caught up in the details, people. What's important here is the fact that Bubbles is - for the first time in her short, fat life - a groomsman! She's quite honored and is already looking forward to over-imbibing, chasing tail, and embarrassing the newlyweds by recounting old college memories during her awkward reception-dinner toast.

 
Mazel Tov!