June 26, 2009

Where My Girls At?

The next time your husband/boyfriend/dad/brother/male coworker accuses you of being irrational, remind him that you've never forced his family to play a real-life version of the board game "Clue", only to verbally castigate* him and his relatives for refusing to comply with your bizarre demands. On national television.

I love my gender.

Ed. Note: Can someone please explain to me why media outlets have chosen to censor terms such as "asshole" and "Goddamn" by removing their non-offensive components? Seriously, We Television for Women, when exactly did "hole" and "God" become soap-in-the-mouth words?

*You're welcome.

[Video of Shame from Taxidermy Church Wedding]

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