June 15, 2009

Awww, Crap!

The guys at the U.S. Patent Office must have abs of steel, what with all the laughter-inducing inventions that land on their desks each day. Take this new gadget, for instance:

I don't know about you, but if using a toilet without the aid of a specially-designed wiping device is wrong, I don't want to be right.

[Seized from The Awl]


  1. Hey, too bad we can't train Ellie to use this!

  2. As much as I dislike letting the dog out to do her "bid-niss", it's a small price to pay for not having to see her exit the bathroom as the toilet flushes...