Internet, meet my dream man:
His Likes:
Infidelity
Man tights
Telling dirty jokes at inappropriate moments
His Dislikes:
Being immortalized in bronze
When people sing "Well we're movin' on up..." upon his entering a room
Signing autographs and posing for pictures with fans (see forced expression above)
Obviously, he's handsome and, WOW, can that man wear a wig! But the thing that really gets me (besides his founding of my alma mater, that is), is his lisp. Oh, how I love a good lisp...
No, seriously.
May 25, 2009
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