I Meh New York

When people talk about New York City like it's the best place in the world my mind starts to wander and I begin thinking about what I'm going to eat for dinner (chances are, pizza) or if I'd rather be a famous actress or famous musician (musician).  I'm not trying to be hateful, but we are just not going to agree on this topic so my brain shuts down.  This is a good thing, because if I didn't do this I would probably have less friends than I do now and I certainly wouldn't have any friends who live or have ever lived in NYC, because those people are the worst offenders.

Long story short: I really, really, really want this book.