September 19, 2009

Mom, Today is September 19th... Do you know where your son is?

Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day and I'd like to dedicate this grand holiday to my brother... For obvious reasons.

He's me'yarvelous!

I, for one, think it's high time we set aside 24 hours a year to celebrate the fine art of pirate speak. Why should pirates be celebrated, you ask? Because without them, I might feel bad about my excessive use of Aqua Net brand hair spray from 1985-1992.

So whether you buckle your swash or swash your buckler, you should all do this.

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  1. umm where did you get that chart? seriously

  2. I'm pretty sure I found it on Though, there's always a chance I found it here: But probably the former.