Calling all DEA Agents

Are the creators of high fashion actually high? Because I can't come up with any other explanation for this.

I mean seriously, Chloe, how many
pockets does one person need?*

Although I was certainly taken aback by the original price tag of $1950.00, I'd have to say that I'm most surprised that the functionality of workman's overalls has transcended into couture accessories.

*Okay, maybe this guy could use it. But that's IT.